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Best Raksha Bandhan Chutkule, Shayari, For Brother in Hindi Fadu Message, Shayari for Sister

Best Raksha Bandhan Chutkule, Shayari, For Brother in Hindi Fadu Message, Shayari for Sister

Best Raksha Bandhan Chutkule, Shayari, Brother in Hindi Fadu Message, Shayari for Sister


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Raksha Bandhan is the day to celebrate the most sacred relation on this earth. It is the time to express love and care towards your near and dear ones. One can share these feelings in many ways but one of the most popular way is cracking Rakhi Jokes.

This year on Raksha Bandhan, share your special feelings with your siblings with our unique and wide collection of Rakhi jokes. Please feel free to share these Raksha Bandhan jokes with your friends and siblings! You can also share a good joke or any of your life’s incidence that you find humorous. This will enhance the giggling treasure of rakhi humor.

In case if you are searching for a Rakhi joke to share with your brother or sister this Raksha Bandhan, then the following collection will surely help you a lot.

BEST RAKSHA BANDHAN FADU MESSAGES :

1. Sbhi frnds ko suchit kia jata hai
k aaj MOB Band rkhe,
KYO K kuch sararti ldkiya hai
Jo RAKHI sms kr skti hai.
Apki zra c laparwai apko “BHAI” bna skti h.


2. Agar aap bus, train, plane ya kahin se bhi aa ya jaa rahe ho aur kisi mahila ke haath mai phool, dhaga, chain ya chamakti hui koi bhi vastu dekhen. To turant wahan se hat jayen. Yeh vastu Rakhi ho sakti hai. Aapki zara si laparwahi apko Bhai bana sakti hai…Janhit mai jaari!!! –


3. Agar aapko koi bhi anjan PARCEL mile to kripiya use na khole usme…
RAKHI ho sakti hai Apki jara si laparvahi apko Bhai bana sakti Hai..
Janhit mai jari ………guys be careful with girls…….


4. Bhaiyo apni kalai bachake rakho. Kyo ki ladkiyo ko breakup ka naya tyohar rakhi jo mil gaya hai.


5. Na mom ki maar se Na dad k atyachar se Na dosto ki fatkar se Na ldki k inkar se Na chaplo ki bochar se ldke drte h to bas “RAKHI” k tyohar se..


6. guys free advice rakhi waley din offline hi reho kahi dusey din pata chaley tumhari family list main 1 more sister add ho gayi ..baki app ko choice…


7. Kya Bataoo Yaaro Meri Kismat Ki Kahani Kuch Is tarah Likhi Gai Jin Hatho Se Gulab Dena Chahta Tha Unhi hatho me vo Rakhi Bandhkar Chali Gai.


8. Phoolon ka taron ka sabka kehna hai, ek hazaron me mere Bahan hai…luv u always. Happy Rakhi !!

( Kamino Aaj To Thoda Serious Ho Jaao )


Rakhi Jokes Collection :-

“Mein uske paas tha
Woh mere karib thi
Fir woh mere paas aayi
Aur thodi si ghabraayi
Jab meine uska haath pakada
To woh thodi si sharmaayi
Usne kaha aaj hum
Aise bandhan me bandh jaaye
Jise duniya ki
Koi taakat na tod paaye
Usne mera haath
Haatho me lekar kaha
Yeh to janam janmo
Ka bandhan hai
Phir mujhe yaad aaya
Woh Saawan ka mausam
Woh poonam ki raat
Yeh to Raksha Bandhan hai!”


“Har ladki aapke liye bekarar hai,
Har ladki ko aapka intezar hai,
Ye apka koi kamal nahi hai mere bhai,
Kuch din baad “RAKHI” ka tyohar hai.”


“Meri khushi ka andaaza
Lagana mushkil tha
Par iske aage jo hua
Woh batana bhi mushkil hai”


“Rishta hai janmo ka hamara,
Bharose ka aur pyaar bhara,
Chalo, ise bandhe bhaiya,
Rakhi ke atut bandhan mein.
‘Happy Raksha Bandhan’ to my dearest bro.”


Usane hathon pe mahendi laga rakhi thi,
Humne usaki doli saja rakhi thi,
Hume pata tha wo bewafa nikalegi,
Isliye humne usaki bahen bhi pata rakhi thi.


“Kaamyabi tumhare kadam chume,
Khushiyan tumhare charo aur ho,
Par bhagwan se itni prarthana karne ke liye,
tum mujhe kuch to commission do!
To my extremely lovable (but kanjoos) brother..
Just kidding as always.
“Happy Raksha Bandhan”


“Savdhan !!!!!
Agar aap bus, train, plane ya kahin se bhi aa jaa rahe ho aur kisi mahila/ladki ke hath mein
phool,dhaga,chain ya chamakti hue koi bhi vastu dekhein to turant wahan se bhag jaye.
Yah vastu RAKHI ho sakti hai. Apki zara si laaparwahi apko BHAI bana sakti hai.
Purush heet mein jaaree …..”


“Payal chhankati ayee thi…..
Payal chhankati chali gayee
Main sindoor leke khada tha,
Mujhe Rakhi pehnake chali gayee.”


 

 

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